December 2010
23 posts
ily, hark! a vagrant.
Oh my God, Love Actually. FUUUUCK why do you make me cry so much every year?
I’M AN EMOTIONAL WRECK RIGHT NOW.
The Bataillan Sun
The sun is rising, leaking into my room.
I haven’t slept at all tonight. I’ve been reading and writing notes in Heidegger’s Being and Time. Sigh.
Everyone else is asleep. My final is at 8:30.
WELP I GUESS IT’S TIME TO SHOWER.
A nice text to send to your boyfriend:
I’ve been lying in bed for an hour but I can’t fall asleep. Finals week sucks… I miss you so much.
A terrible text to send to your boyfriend:
I’ve been lying
** ACCIDENTAL SEND**
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Have you met my little friend?
her name is VUVLASAUR.
OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
That was frightening. I was shooting off a quick letter to my Professor and as my fingers flitted across my keyboard, I almost ended the email with
Thanks so much,
Moniquey
DELETE DELETE DELETE
Monique
THAT ONE Y COULD HAVE BEEN THE DEATH OF ME. Embarrassment avoided. I feel so relieved.
I was thinking that my best friends are pretty...
These are my other friends:
THE TRUTH REVEALED
Professor: Heraclitus says the soul is the person. He’s also a flux man… he says hot is cold, yes is no…”
Me: “whaaaaaa HERACLITUS IS KATY PERRY!!”
Katy Perry = Secret Philosopher
Sitting in bed.
Watching the documentary Babies.
Sipping on a glass of white wine.
I think I am secretly middle aged.
Nietzsche the PIMP
“I believe, as Nietzsche once said, ‘Beat your woman every night. You won’t know why, but she will.” — Professor Stocking
HELL YES PHILOSOPHY