So yeah I might have revamped a few pop songs to be about Hogwarts last night…. I might start posting them. The first one is Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream but it’s about Harry pleading for Voldemort’s love.
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You think I’m pretty without any dress robes on
You think I’m funny when I transfigure my teacup wrong
I know you get me, so I’ll let my walls come down, down
Before you met me, I was an average kid
But then you killed my parents and made me The Boy Who Lived
Now every October I’ll remember the night they died… and made me feel alive
Let’s go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can duel until we die
You and I
Are bound together forever
You make me feel like I’m livin’ a
Hogwarts Dream
The way you hurt my scar
I can’t lie
I love your snake nose
Let’s stop bein’ enemies,
Just let me in your jeans.
My heart stops
Every time I yearn
Just one touch
And I feel my scar burn
This is real
So baby please
Forget that old prophecy
And fall back in love with me
We drove to Diagon and got drunk in the Leaky
Got a room upstairs and then we both took some E
Our wands have the same cores, and I don’t mean literally.
I mean our penises.
Let’s go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can duel until we die
You and I
Are bound together forever
You make me feel like I’m livin’ a
Hogwarts Dream
The way you hurt my scar
I can’t lie
I love your snake nose
Let’s stop bein’ enemies,
Just let me in your jeans.
My heart stops
Every time I yearn
Just one touch
And I feel my scar burn
This is real
So baby please
Forget that old prophecy
And fall back in love with me
My heart beats against my chest
In my skin tight sweater vest
Be your Hogwarts Dream tonight
I’m the Boy Who Lived
And I got so much to give
Be your Hogwarts Dream tonight
You make me feel like I’m livin’ a
Hogwarts Dream
The way you hurt my scar
I can’t lie
I love your snake nose
Let’s stop bein’ enemies,
Just let me in your jeans.
My heart stops
Every time I yearn
Just one touch
And I feel my scar burn
This is real
So baby please
Forget that old prophecy
And fall back in love with me
— by Monique Danser
